Experiencing cultural shock is something I have expected before setting my feet on Aussie's land. Thus, to a certain extent, it doesn't impact my life here much. Nonetheless, vast cultural difference could still be sensed easily. Hence, I am writing this piece of fucking shit, merely to showcase some of the astonishing ethics and cultural practices portrayed by the Australians.
Malaysian bus driver
Gives passengers no response and indulges himself in the air of tobacco...
Australian bus driver
"Here we continue our journey to Adelaide Railway Station. It was built in 1927, based on European style of architecture, playing the role as a landmark in city of Adelaide. Beside the building, you could see Adelaide Casino and........." sounds like a tour guide huh? :)
Almost every passenger says thank-you to the bus driver and with courtesy, the bus driver replies with a good-bye (this morning there was a Caucasian driver who said 再见 to a Chinese passenger. Pro! =.=)
Malaysia DotA Room
A: "share chick pls"
B: "fuck you, go buy yourself one la, later you kill my chick"
A: "cb"
Australia DotA Room
A player buys a courier and shares it amongst the entire team.
(well, there are still lots of leaver anyway =.=)
Malaysia TV channels:
No kiss scene and no rubbing butt :p
Australia TV channels:
Delicious boobies and titties could be seen. But strictly no pussies.
Malaysia Police transport:
Proton Waja
Australia Police transport:
Daytime in car and nighttime on horse (like Liverpool)
Definition of "raining" in Malaysia:
Heavy downpour with some thunders and lightnings occasionally.
Definition of "raining" in Australia:
Gosh, it was just fucking drizzling like pee from the God of Rain and strictly speaking, I have never seen any thunderbolt in Australia. (kinda miss it =.=)
And last but not least...
Malaysian: Kaninabu chao ji bai. Diu lei lao mou ham ka cham. Si pek si bu mahai bo lanjiao!!!
Australian: Fuck you motherfucker with you dick head and pussy face. Suck my dick and lick my balls!!!
Somehow, both share a similarity - sign language o0o/mlm =.=
Monday, March 21, 2011
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5 comments:
yor new life seem quite nice~~
LoL... the bus driver really kinda weird..
I love the bus driver hahahaha
NBK: time for u to experience oversea life , no need think liao ~
and yea,tv here doesnt have censorship over Boobies and Titties too LOL. but i wont say them as delicious >_<
lame ma Aby~ that is not the main point la..zzz
btw, I think ppl from everywhere share the same nature of human, just different culture and they have different pattern..lol
haha~ love this post!!! love the bus driver there^^ so friendly~~
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